Mommy found... two lines..!?

I had been dragged to the casino's "all you can eat" sea food platter... not totally against my will.  I, of course, am vegetarian and had no interest in the crab legs my friend was so excited about... but I thought I might enjoy a free dinner -- even if it ended up being salad and dessert.

I couldn't have been more wrong.  The smell of sea food was retched. I made it through most of the meal nibbling on fruit before I made a mad dash for the restroom.

I didn't make it.  I grabbed some poor souls crab-skeleton-bowl and puked my guts out.

Ugh, I thought.  Second flu bug this year.

My older, wiser friend noted on the car ride home, "Are you sure you're not pregnant?"